I have too much time on my hands today.

[skieblue]

I decided to do some memes or quizzes or something. Not really sure how to refer to them.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
skieblue's Life (LIFETIME, 1:00): skieblue (Kim Basinger) accidentally throws away gil_thia (Hank Azaria)'s mouthwash. On the other side of town, learin (Chris Rock) and avanria (Lily Tomlin) don't believe in cross-stitch. Upstairs, kariamarie (John Dye) auditions for a movie starring opposite konlia (Ginger Rogers). Also, candika (Meryl Streep) misinterprets an email from flowerseternal (Mena Suvari) and tries to get into a restaurant for free. Zany antics follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I did this one a few years ago, but I like the different results I got this time. I discovered every time I refresh I get different results. Maybe I’ll do a weekly episode of my sitcom.

And here’s one for Flowers eternal: the spinoff of my sitcom.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
flowerseternal In The City (LIFETIME, 3:00): flowerseternal (Mena Suvari) learns a card trick from stefan1802 (Christian Bale). That same day, gil_thia (Hank Azaria) and konlia (Ginger Rogers) find a lost mouse at the supermarket. That night, kaje_fae (Tatyana Ali) accidentally throws away skieblue (Kim Basinger)'s dental pik. In the next town over, avanria (Lily Tomlin) draws a picture on kariamarie (John Dye)'s forehead. Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

What will your CSI Fanfiction Masterpiece be? by whackjob23
Username
Age
Favorite Color
Pairing	Catherine/Warrick
Type	Romance - RST
Rating	G

I don’t even like that pairing.

Your CSI story (females only, sorry) by paperwings
Name:
Age:
Your theme song:	White and Nerdy- Weird Al Yankovic
Specific job:	Ballistics specialist
Why you became a CSI:	Clown Academy wasn't accepting anymore people.
One word that describes you:	Invisible.
Your most memorable quote:	Evidence will lead us to our killer.
One dangerous situation you faced:	Being caught in cross-fire.
One awesome accomplishment:	You don't have any accomplishments.
One less then flattering accomplishment:	What unflattering accomplishments?
You are most affected by your work when:	You know the victim.
Your best friend/co-worker:	Hodges
Your new boyfriend:	Warrick Brown
How you ended up together:	You were put on the same case together, and it just happened.
What lies in store:	You suffer an emotional breakdown.

Okay. I guess it’s kind of interesting.

Your CSI Death by Tonbo
LJ Name
Who Finds You	A neighbourhood dog
In	The crime lab parking lot stabbed forty times
To The Death Knell Of	Kelly Watch The Stars by Air
And The Strange Thing Is	You used to be head CSI in Chicago
The Case Is Finally Solved By	Something involving dog DNA
And	Warrick
Says	Oh, I feel just like Columbo!

Is it my imagination, or has everyone one of these had something do to with Warrick? Who isn’t even one of my favorite characters. I’m going to keep doing these CSI quizzes until I get a result that mentions of my favorite characters.

Your CSI Episode by blazefire
Username
Favorite Weapon
You were murdered by...	chapter_owls
They killed you with...	A liquid lettuce diet
They were helped by...	kariamarie
Your death caused...	Well Fed Worms
They were caught by...	candika
And sentanced to...	Eat Dirt

Okay that one was kind of funny.

Your Without a Trace Episode by mercura
Name:
What happens to you?	You run off to track down Anthony LaPaglia's hairdresser and pay them vast sums of money
Who finds you?	Martin, while looking for a hot dog vendor
How long are you missing for?	Forever
Who makes out?	Jack and Sam
Who gets angsty over the case?	The disembodied hand that draws the timeline
How many burritos does Martin eat?	168

And I think that’s enough of these for now, especially since most of them are completely stupid.